Matt Gaetz finds a new career

Will no doubt end with Matt serving time

Word has it that the hapless Matt Gaetz has sound a new career path - in his home state of Florida.

Matty is going to be a teacher.

He told me excitedly, “You know cat, this is something I have wanted to do for years. I am looking forward to spending years in this new job.”

Apparently Matt (or Matt’s daddy) has managed to convince the state’s Board of Education that Gaetz should be the guy to teach Bible Studies and Physical Education at an all-girls high school somewhere in Fla.

“I got the idea to teach Phys Ed after hearing how Mr. Trump would patrol the girl’s dressing rooms at his pageants. Waltzing in on the young girl’s as they were dressing for the various shows - what a job!

“And I’m going to get to do that every week day!

“I’ll have a bit of a problem teaching Bible Studies though.

“It seems that when I attempt to open my Bible it burns my hands and starts vibrating. It gives me a bit of an electric shock when I get near it.

“And I swear it hisses like a cat every time I get within five feet of it.

“But I get to teach Phys Ed to high school girls!

“My dream job!”

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