McConnell freezes again

"Well Tom, truthfully, I have run out of things to say."

I asked Mitch McConnell what happened the other day when the Senate Minority leader froze while answering a reporter’s query.

“Well Tom, truthfully, I was simply trying to think of something new to say. Something I haven’t said before.

“Decades of slinging meaningless drivel, during a career that has lasted far longer than it should have, I have just run out of things to say. Oh, I still have the old standbys - like ‘it’s Obama’s fault’ - but people get tired of the blame game.

“I try to keep my discourse fresh, but after awhile it’s all been said before. Most voters have heard it all.

“The MAGAt crowd loves it though. They’ve got the attention spans of goldfish. Everything is new to them.

“But that’s Trump’s target audience. They’ve got no memory of anything that happened more than five minutes ago. Everything is fresh to them, so the Orange Menace can just ramble on, saying the same thing over and over. He doesn’t even change the wording, but he has a very limited vocabulary as you know.”

I empathised with the old fella. We cats have that problem too. There’s only one way to say ‘MEOW’.

But we just change the intonation.

And we can purr.

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