While we were sharing a lunch of rodents and assorted creepy crawlers in his secret office, I asked my buddy, Mitch McConnell what he plans to do now that he has nothing to add to what he’s already said in the Senate.
“You know cat - my freezing up wouldn’t even be noticed in the House. I’ve hindered the Senate for long enough. My periodic lulls in animation will be seen as a brilliant political tactic by the likes of Gym Jordan and Matt Gaetz - sycophants who are startled by sunrise.
“I think I’m going to run for a seat in the House. I’m not through yet. And it will beat hanging around my house with Elaine.
“Yeah - ‘Speaker of the House - Mitch McConnell’ - it has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?”
I replied that it sounded terrifying.
My fur was standing on end.
Mitch was grinning.
A sight no one, human or feline, should have to see. I resigned myself to the fact that I would be having night terrors for a week.
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