Melania anxious to start renovations on Trump Tower and Mar-a-Lago

Both properties will be renamed

Rumor has it that Melania Trump will be awarded a major part of DJT’s property as part of the upcoming divorce proceedings.

Melania told me, “It has occurred to me that Trump has not spent a nickel on maintenance of any of his properties - with the exception of his golf properties, where he conducts most of his presidential duties and his business.

“These places are also used to hide classified documents. Those documents in the Mar-a-Lago toilets were just the tip of the iceberg. The clubhouses at his golf properties are where the most damning stuff is hidden.

“The stuff in the washroom at Mar-a-Lago was just a decoy. Once it was found Donald figured the authorities would just stop looking.

‘I know where most of it is hidden and I can hardly wait to narc him out.

“Life is good. Although I am spending a major part of my days thinking of excuses not to attend his inauguration. I just may fake a pregnancy by my boyfriend.

“My lover is such a nice guy - I can hardly wait to make him CEO of The Melania Group - formerly known as the Trump Shitshow.”

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