Merrick Garland hands the Trump mess off to a real legal mind
"I have no idea what I'm doing. Let someone else try. This new guy has experience with war crimes. He's the guy to handle this."
"I really thought this job would be a Ben Carson kind of thing. Do nothing - go furniture shopping. Nap. The odd memo and press briefing. Wait out retirement. A kind of apology for what that turtle-looking motherfucker did to me when my name was put forward for SCOTUS."
“Surely it’s become evident to the American people that I am not in any way capable of dealing with the Trump shit show. And I’m tired of people being being so mean to me. Impatient. And to be truthful - the Trumps scare the shit out of me. Even that freak show of a wife of his. Scary looking bitch. And he’s a rapist.”
“But now we’ve got Jack Smith. Damn fine American name. Not a political guy at all. He’s coming back from the Hague where he’s been kicking ass as a war crimes prosecutor. Trump is shitting his pants, I’m sure. Rumor has it that TFG is back on the crack pipe. Just look at the steely determination in Jack’s face. This is no Mueller.”
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Feline fans…
Please buy me a coffee every once in awhile - $3. Nick is threatening to hire me out as breeding stock and as nice as that sounds - what if no female felines want me. I could not live with the shame of being a failed pussy prostitute.