Middle of pandemic and the American GQP SCOTUS decide to take up abortion rights fight.
"It's something to do."
Bored out of their minds, and with nothing better to do in the middle of a pandemic, the Supreme Court of the United States has decided to take up the abortion rights issue.
Justice Thomas explained, “It breaks up the winter. It’s just something to do. We’re paid by the hour you know, and I still owe a whole shit pile of money to that bus company, thanks to my wife. I have to earn.”
Credibly accused rapist, Brett “Beer Boy” Kavanaugh agreed and expanded on Thomas’ comment, “The very scary people who paid all my debts have insisted that this is one of the favors I owe them.”