"Might as well be going to church" a 16 y.o. Florida student speaks to a pissed off cat about a DeSantis education
"I'm quitting school. I didn't make the football team this year."
A 16 year old male student in a Florida grade six class has quit school.
Not an uncommon occurrence in Florida, but his reason for quitting was a indictment of a DeSantis education.
I was curious. Cats are inherently curious. That gets us in trouble at times, but I felt this situation was safe so I had a little chin wag with the man-child.
When asked why he was quitting when he was so close to finishing his elementary education, he told me, "Not much sense going to school anymore. Might as well be going to church. Same thing. I could’ve dealt with that, but I didn’t make the cut at this year’s high school football tryouts."
I asked him what he planned to do now.
“Well Tom - we got a by-election coming up in my district and I have a bit of name recognition, so I guess I will run for House rep.
“How hard can it be to get elected in this state? I bought a Republican membership, which comes with a MAGA membership, a red baseball cap and a teenage sex worker. I’m good to go.”
I asked if his age wouldn’t preclude him from standing for office and he just laughed.
“The GOP dudes gave me a fake birth certificate. I’m legal. I love this - I can buy booze and hang out in bars with Matt Gaetz - Mr. Gaetz likes young people.
“He helped my 17 year old sister get a job working for one of his friends. She’s under a nice GOP senator. She makes good money. Now a woke Dem would just groom her. Matt Gaetz found her a job.
“And she loves her job.”
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