Most MAGATS refuse to leave bar and vote until it warms up

"I'm not leaving this bar until it warms up. Fuck the primaries."

As a rule, cats hate the cold weather and apparently so do MAGATs

I happened to be in a MAGAT watering hole the other day chatting with hardcore GQP Trump supporters, and most vowed to not leave the bar to vote as long as frigid temperatures persist.

One MAGAt confided to me, “You know cat, if I wanted to be subject to frigid air and frost bite I’d just go home to my wife and family. This saloon is the perfect place to ride out winter.

“I’ve spent every winter in here since I was almost old enough to drink and this is the only way to survive this Democrat weather the Biden administration has brought on us.

“This bitter cold has been conjured up by the Biden supporters. They’re minions of Satan. They control the weather my friend Billy-Joe-Bob tells me. Apparently Hunter Biden taught them to control the weather - a power given him by JFK’s ghost. They want us to hole up until after the 2024 Presidential.

“This weather is just another Democrat ploy to suppress the Trump vote.

“January 6th would have been successful if the Democrat weather hadn’t kept so many of us at home. There were supposed to be a lot more of us.

“When Donald saw that we were going to fail, he ordered every police department and armed force to stand down. But it just wasn’t enough.

“Don’t forget, we MAGAts have very short attention spans, not unlike goldfish. And after an hour or two of insurrection we lost interest and wanted to get home to watch Super Bowl preparations and various parades.

“I just like to see all the hot girls in the parades.”

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