“At least he’s not hanging around the basement and playing video games. He never leaves that damn basement. Up until 4 AM every night and doesn’t get up until the afternoon. He 28 years old, for fuck sake. I am so sick of cooking mac and cheese for him every damn night. And I’m sick of cleaning up after him. I should have had an abortion. It was legal then. He stinks, only showers when I threaten to make him get a job. This Dallas thing has been a godsend.”
Mothers across the country are only too happy to see the effects of the clarion call to Dallas for all to see the reincarnation of various and sundry political luminaries of days gone by.
Thought to be dead by anyone with a pulse and an IQ over 60, John ”John-John” Kennedy Jr. was scheduled to appear and take the VEEP role to Spanky Trump’s POTUS.
The online frozen food and vodka salesman could not be reached for comment.
Word has it that he is quite busy these days palling around with mass murderer and ASU persona non grata, Kyle Rittenhouse.
Traitor Tot commented on Rittenhouse saying, “He’s no Jeff Epstein, but I think they can attract some cash and MAGA women. MAGA women are not overly bright. Have you met my significant other?”