MTG claims she knows how to end the Israel-Hamas war

"It's so simple."

I was having coffee with MTG the other day, I have no idea how this happened but it will never happen again. These exchanges always trigger my ulcers.

Anyway, the ‘coffee’ smelled and tasted like Jack Daniels infused with marijuana.

Which just might explain a lot of the questions America has about her.

Anyway, halfway thru her second cup she confidently slurred to me that she knows how to end the Israel-Hamas conflict quickly.

Fearing her response, I asked her how she planned to do this.

She claimed she has a little compassion for the few souls still alive in Palestine, but went on to say, “If Israel was really serious about Palestinian genocide they would be using their Jewish Space Lasers to wipe the Palestinians off the face of the earth and be done with this.

“No Palestinians - no reason for war. It’s so simple, I wonder why Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu hasn’t thought of this. It would make a nice peaceful Christmas for Israel.

“And maybe Putin can rent the Jewish Space Lasers from Bibi and do the same to the Ukrainians.

“Two wars, two simple solutions. Easy-peasy. And think of all the land this would free up.

“Obviously housing would be a problem as both Israel and Russia have destroyed everything habitable in either country, but it will be a boon to the construction industry.”

I vomited a bit in my mouth and fled.

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