MTG - "Don't worry, I ain't going nowhere. That little bitch isn't going to chase me out."
"Besides, I've got nowhere else to go."
I had a bit of a chat with MTG the other day, shortly after the Freedom Caucus - a collection of high school drop out GQP House Reps - allegedly voted to give her the boot after a catfight with her BFF Lauren Boebert.
I say allegedly because there is some confusion as to the result of the vote.
MAGAts are not great at counting things - they clearly were not paying attention when Sesame Street covered counting during their formal education years/decades.
“I ain’t going nowhere. So that little bitch of a failed saloon keeper Boebert got her feelers hurt. Who cares? We used to be besties before I dumped my husband and replaced him - well actually he threw me out - he didn’t like me sleeping with other men. Boebert got on her Christian high horse and called me an adulteress.
“I didn’t know what that even meant so I had my new man explain it to me. Physically. I understand now.
“Ever since then Boebert and I can’t stand each other. And I ain’t leaving Freedom Caucus. It’s about the only work thing I do these days, until Matt and I get back on the fully paid road trips.
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