We felines are hearing rumors that Elon Musk has fucked around long enough and Trump is about to give hime the boot.
“You know Tom, I hate to do it - this will mean less golf time for me. I’ve pretty much let the immigrant Elon do what he wants to our country but that cheesehead bullshit was the final straw.
“This motherfucker is acting like President implementing bullshit like he owns the country.
“That’s my job.
“This pisses me off to no end. Do you realize how much this is going to cut into my golfing. I mean, I’ll still spend my time golfing. but I’m going to have to think about presidential shit.
“That’s why I hitched my wagon to Musk’s star. Let him fire 90 percent of the civil servants. Let him take the heat.
“I’ll be denying I had anything to do with it. It’s all on Musk.
“In fact we MAGAts will blame Musk for anything that goes wrong for the rest of my second term., which means we have to find a new scapegoat for my third term.”
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