Musk to inhabit and rename Mars
Who gave this manic-depressive access to SpaceX? Are there no checks and balances?
Elon Musk may publicly speak out against climate change deniers (except for agriculture impact) but his X social media website opened the floodgates and allowed deniers back after he took the helm of Twitter.
But even he is sick of the mess he made of Twitter and is in the middle of arranging an escape from Earth - something he considers to be a dying planet..
These days Musk is busy making plans to be the first human resident of the planet Mars which he will rename ‘X + 1’.
“Yeah I figured it was about time I depart this realm. I am expecting a flood of lawsuits involving Tesla.
“By my calculations we should start to see a torrent of lawsuits involving the car any day now. The cars should start bursting into flames any time now if my figuring is correct.
“The self-driving mode is set to bring on a lot of head-on crashes with other Teslas they should encounter on the road. It’s a male attitude I insisted the engineers program into the vehicles. I thought it might help with sales of vehicles to replace the wrecks.
“I kind of liked the idea of a male domination thing. Most of the vehicles have been instilled with a male persona. That may have been an error on my part.
“So before the shit hits the fan, I would like to be on another planet. I’m rich but the ensuing lawsuits could bankrupt me.
“We’re still in the planning stage but I intend to bring along some breeding stock. There’s no sense in being the god of Mars - which will be renamed ‘X+1’, if I don’t have a population of worshippers.
“I’m figuring one male for every ten females and plan to recruit about 50 males and 500 females. That should be a good start to building a population.
“Food will come by SpaceX deliveries on a frequent basis until we can get a thriving agriculture industry up and running.
“I’m just not sure how well the pigs, cows and chickens will survive the trip, because I would like the place to be self-sufficient by the end of the millennium.
“Insects will be easy to source. There’s still a few left on earth - as a matter of fact I saw a honey bee the other day and two butterflies. If we gather enough of them, and they survive the trip, we should have plenty of them to do the pollination work.”
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I’m not sure but something is definitely amiss.
Do you think he's manic-depressive? I always saw him more as borderline personality disorder... with malignant narcissism... but that's just me :)