Musk's missing teen accounting geeks
Fled the country no doubt
I was having a chat with one of teenage mathematicians hired by President Musk to examine all the financial records of every Democrat in the land of free and the brave and he explained the whole clusterfuck to me.
“Well Tom, we were in the middle of one of our 18 hour workdays when President Musk came in trailed by his ‘piss boy’ Donald Trump, who was carrying Musk’s piss pot, Apparently Musk is so busy ripping the USA apart he can’t even afford the time for a trip to the lavatory, so Trump holds the pot while he relieves himself wherever he happens to be.
“When he feels the urge to urinate he shouts ‘Piss Boy’ and Trump scurries over and holds the pot while Musk relieves himself.
“But I digress, after a particularly long urination, the President announced that the lot of us were fired - our services no longer required.
“Apparently that was an oopsie. We were not to be fired. Anyway, the group of us decided that given the info we had access to, it was best we flee.
“We started working our way to Canada where we would be given new identities, jobs as TAs in Canada’s finest Universities and Colleges.
“I gotta tell you cat, given the lunatics running the USA, this was the best thing we have ever done.
“And the Canadians actually pay us for our work”
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“Piss Boy”. 😹 that one is going to stick. As for the teenage hackers, let’s name them the Piss Ants. Actually,they are all a bunch of piss ants including Muck, who give ants a bad name. And piss for that matter.