We felines are very perceptive and I have a feeling that the American public will not be subjected to another Trump attempt at debating.
I dropped in on him and found the slovenly candidate hiding in a dark closet with a blanket wrapped around his considerable girth, covered in Big Mac wrappers, as he was attempting to console himself wondering why his performance was so “Trumpy”.
I asked him if he was looking forward to a second debate.
“Not a fucking chance. I refuse to debate a broad ever again. That nasty woman Hillary made me look like fool and we had to make up shit to convince the American public that she is evil and corrupt.
“But with Kamila, it’s a different story. I’ve got nothing to accuse her of. I am never going to share a debate stage with another broad.
“She made me look like a total ignorant idiot - just like the majority of my supporters. And it was on TV. Do you have any idea of how many people, even cat and dog eaters, watched me dissolve.
“They even cut my mic - I don’t like that. Just when I was about to tell them how well I was doing with the electorate - my polls are showing me at 99%.
“If they’re going to cut my mic just when I am about to say something important, I will not do another debate.
“Now fuck off cat and let me feel sorry for myself.”
I asked about his major supporters like Roger Stone and Stephen Miller. Weren’t they consoling him and telling him what a great debate he had?”
He sobbed, “Even those guys won’t take my calls.”
#Kamala for President!
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