My latest delight - millipedes
Little did I know there were creatures lazier that felines - however they do exercise their myriad of legs constantly
I have been observing the apocalypse of millipedes that appear to be taking over our balcony.
The first one I observed I mistook for a snack. Nick, my man-servant, was quick to correct my behavior.
Within seconds of my grabbing one of the multi-legged creatures in my mouth, Nick reached out and grabbed my face - thumbs on the base of my jaw and fingers gripped the joint on my jaw and my mouth opened - the insect dropped to the floor.
A very long lecture ensued explaining to me that the cute insects were not rodents of any variety and were extremely harmless - to be left alone.
Vegetarians.
I spent the next hour listening to the biology of the pacifism of millipedes - complete with a comparison of centipedes, which apparently are poisonous.
As the days passed I was fixated on these multi-legged creatures, just waiting for them to misbehave.
Nothing.
Nick was correct.
These little guys are pacifism defined. Not even urinating or crapping on our pristine balcony.
Now if only we could teach the ways of the millipede to the two-legged, multi-faced GQP - this world would be a much nicer place to inhabit.
I shudder at the thought of four years of a convicted president.
WTAF people?
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Thoughts and prayers to the people and animals of fire stormed California.
I didn’t know much about Pierre Poilievre so looked him up. I see what you mean.
It’s getting too close until the felon’s space nazi attempts to take over. After all billionaires have priority. We are here to serve the oligarchs…NOT. Sorry I’m rambling. The rump is threatening to take over not only Greenland and the Panama Canal but also Canada. I would love to hear your opinion on that Tom. If you have already addressed it I missed it. I’ve been a little distracted working on resistance to the orange felon and his fascists. It might just be distraction while he and his minions are cementing their plans to put project 2025 in place. I know he’s not smart enough to do that but some of his evil appointments are.