Larry the No 10 Cat and I were having our weekly chin wag late last nite and I asked him to give his opinion of Rishi Sunak now that there has been a little time since his appointment.
“Much better groomed and marginally more sober than BoJo, other than that, not much difference at all. That’s about all I can say about him. Or any of that lot of Tories, for that matter.
“And truthfully, I am not over-thrilled with the opposition either. That’s why I decided to get into this in the first instance. I have most of my nine lives left, a few years remaining on this plane of existence, and I intend to leave my mark for cats all over the world to aspire to.
“This shite has been going on for some time. No respect for Westminster or the institution. Remember Jacob Rees-Mogg? Remember this image of the pompous ass? Such disrespect. Rumour has it this should be his final term. Last I heard he was whinging about a bike lane. No one pays him much mind these days.
“Britain deserves better. None of the two-legs seem to care. There are serious financial issues facing all citizens. But the upper class have all got their knickers in a twist over the coronation. I’ve been invited, but have chosen not to attend. Rather, I shall be out campaigning.
“I’m traveling by paw or public transportation. Rishi’s wife has offered me the use of her private jet but I just lifted my tail and showed her my back-side. She got the hint.
“She is far more clever and quick-witted than her husband. Far richer too, from what I’ve heard. It appears to me that Sunak married for money. Or are the British taxpayers footing the bill for all the Saville Row shopping he does?
“This guy came to power insisting that he would tackle the serious issues, now we watch as he denies any serious issues exist.
“That is so Tory.”
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