Nick is going ballistic over latest Microsoft bullshit
"He's gobbling benzos like he's in one of his numerous bad marriages. I wouldn't care, but it is impacting me personally."
Wow.
I have seen my man-servant angry before, but never like this.
It seems that Microsoft charged him for something. The description is so nebulous it might as well have been labelled ‘Microsoft*Stuff.” Cryptic as hell.
And after poring over the MS site for help he gave up and wrote a note to MS - which I guaranteed him will be fed into some bullshit app which will send him a more cryptic response.
He’s been gobbling benzos like a child going after Halloween candy.
After the third one in thirty minutes he seems to settling down but does seem to be a bit chemically altered. I’m guessing he’ll settle into a nice catnap - something I taught him.
I told him. “No you fuckup, nothing is so upsetting it can’t be fixed with lots of Valium and a nice catnap.”
It might not fix the issue but you won’t give a fuck anymore.
He’s fed me three times this morning. Now, don’t get me wrong, I appreciated it and now have specific knowledge on how to get him to binge feed me.
I may gain a pound or two after this whole Microsoft shitshow is over, but damn I appreciate it.
It’s got me to thinking - how many other big corporations are capriciously charging clients for nothing. Most of us just glance at our bank statements and accept whatever cryptic description happens to be there.
I don’t blame the banks - I blame the corporations.
A quick glance thru MS’s section on Billing Questions reveals that this type of bullshit is widespread. So much so that they closed the section to new complaints.
Sorry to cut this short, but I have to watch Nick and make sure he continues to breathe.
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Coming from a nurse who sedates patients with benzos….sounds like you might want to have some flumazenil on standby Tom.