Nick, my man-servant on day two of meltdown

Regains consciousness and turns on MSNBC

WelL the benzos I had surreptitiously fed Nick, my two-legged man-servant, have worn off.

He regained a semblance of semi-consciousness early this morning and turned on MSNBC just in time to hear that TFG had been given a partial reprieve in the form of a reduced bond and more time to come up with the money.

Nick went bat shit crazy.

I awoke to a stream of profanity and rage.

I did what I had to.

I dropped a pawful or two of Valium mixed with a few Xanax into his coffee and hid under the bed until the cursing had subsided. I have never heard such profanity. I’m almost positive he has a touch of Tourette Syndrome - like the majority of MAGAts - judging by the language they use.

Before long all was quiet which was a good thing as a number of our neighbors, hearing the noise, had stopped in to see if everything was okay and wondered if there was anything they could do to help. We are currently in Saigon.

The Vietnamese are a very kind, empathic people and were concerned about our safety. I assured them that everything was okay. Several of them had brought us food and flowers.

After they left I crept quietly into the living room to see if Nick was still breathing.

He was, and muttering something felonious about TFG.

I saw he was probably safe to leave alone and made a trip to our neighborhood pharmacist to see if she had any meds that might put someone into a coma.

As per usual she did, she always has anything you need, but she warned me not to exceed the recommended dosage as over-dosing a patient could lead to a months-long coma.

I briefly thought that if I could keep him sedated until after the election, Nick wouldn’t be fucking up my all-important sleep cycle.

Because let’s face it - the Trump Circus and Shitshow 2024 is only going to get worse from hereon in.

Well I gotta run and wipe the drool from Nick’s chin and make sure he hasn’t soiled himself - again.

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