Nick went to Cambodia for a couple of days & left me alone - a purrfect cat holiday
How I spent my summer vacation.
He left me bowls and bowls of food and water, and a plate of salmon. Guilt salmon.
After he left I spent the first hour scattering food and kitty litter all over the place before taking an eighteen hour nap.
He had left instructions for me to do a couple of my columns while he was gone.
I ignored that request and instead busied myself shredding the drapes and a couple of his favorite shirts. Leave me home alone will he? A mistake I doubt he will repeat.
He also instructed me to watch MSNBC and CNN to get ideas for my column - ignored.
However, I did find a couple of great channels instead - wildlife and an all cartoon channel. It was all in Vietnamese but it didn’t really matter. I’m a cat - I can ignore Vietnamese as well as I ignore English.
It was a purrfect holiday and I seldom left the shredded sofa.
When Nick got back there was a lot of yelling which woke me.
I let him rant for about fifteen minutes and then started purring loudly, let out a couple of welcoming meows and rubbed up against his leg. He stopped yelling and picked me up to cuddle.
All was well - Nick was home.