Nigel Farage changes his mind
"Not a fucking chance I will relocate to America"
I was chatting with Nigel Farage after he changed his mind on relocating to America to do Trump’s bidding.
“TFG was excited that I was going to join his team . He told me that he was excited to have a Brit to run errands for him.
“And then he told me of what my duties would be.
“Turns out he wanted a UK citizen to keep his fridge stocked with Diet Coke, do diaper changing, a three times a day run to fast food joints, and procuring women. He told me that American women had a thing for foreign accents.
“I would be nothing more than a piss boy. A bit of a comedown after masterminding Brexit.
“TFG told me that his MAGAt supporters would not be able to understand a British accent, so I would not be allowed to speak in front of his rally audiences.
“He told me that the majority of his supporters have a problem understanding multi-symbolic words. And throw my accent in - they wouldn’t understand a thing I was saying and accuse me of being a Russian spy.
“Not that they would mind.”
#AdoptDontShop #SlavaUkraini #HeroyamSlava
#NeverMetAnAnimalIDidNotLikeExceptThatBigMeanOrangeCatAtTheEndOfTheBlock
Seems they ought to get together on some kind of mutual idiotic agreement. Who’s changing the diaper and who is going to act like they know what the fuck
Is actually going on. Am I being too demanding??
So who's going to empty Dumpsters chamber pot?