Nigel Farage defecting to USA and Trump
The perfect couple
I happened to be having my weekly chin wag with a ‘prominent’ Tory UK citizen.
I was lucky enough to catch Nigel Farage as he was packing for a trip to Mar-a-Lardo to offer TFG a little support - just like he did with with ‘Lettuce Liz’ Truss as she was readying herself for the last Tory leadership race before she was tossed onto the rotting vegetable pile, destined to be used as compost.
Nigel confided, “Well Tom, I think I’ve garnered about enough hate here in the UK which got me thinking.
“Where in the world can I find a home that could use my superior political skills and generate as much hate I used to garner here in Old Blighty?
“I was flipping through the world news and it hit me. My good buddy Trump - almost as ugly as me (I realize that it’s a close call) and he generates a love-hate relationship similar to what I am have been achieving here for long time, peaking after Brexit. It’s kind of been downhill since then.
“And seriously - we’ve had a good time running the UK into the ground. The majority of us are living in brand new homes and many have mistresses.
“Anyway, I got to thinking - who could use my skills now, and generate money that Trump and I can share.
“Rumor has it he really needs some fast cash to pay fines and sex workers.
“No goofy hats or flags though. We are definitely asshats but we do not want to look the part.”
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