Nigel Farage is a perfect fit for the Trump team
"I can't think of anyone I'd rather have on Team Trump." MTG
TFG is quite excited about the possibility of Nigel Farage coming to his aid.
“I’ve got Junior and Eric, but that’s a real gamble. We really don’t like Eric, he’s a fuck up. He spouts more nonsense than I do.
“So to tie up that particular loose end, we’ve been giving him incorrect locations of my rallies. I’m not even sure he realizes it. I do know we send him into left wing rallies where he usually comes home beaten to a pulp.
“You’d think that after a half dozen or so of this type of treatment, he’d figure it out. But that’s our Eric. Really wish we would have gone thru with that abortion.
“Junior, on the other hand, is mostly loud and harmless. But he sure likes posting on X, or whatever Elon is calling it this week. It’s not like anyone but the most demented Trumpkins listen to anything he spews. The majority of it is the rantings of an overdosed cocaine addict.
“So it is going to be a treat to have someone like the great Nigel Farage on the team. There are rumors floating around that the only reason Nigel is coming is to avoid the beatings he is enduring in the UK. He’s been nominated for “most beatable face” for five years running.
“And he’s heard thru the grapevine that GQP women are easy. Especially if you’re a well known ugly politician. Most keep their mouths shut - unlike Stormy.”
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