No mask, no vax? Fuck off. You belong in an isolated state/province/country. Away from smart, decent folk.
There's a segment of the population that wants us all dead because their parents could not say no. Screw them and their parental units, and their churches.
This is a re-run from the beginning of the month - I am far too pissed off to come up with new Alberta shit and you’ve heard it all anyway.
Monday kicks off a new week and it’s time to move on to something fresh. Like the GOP circus, uh caucus - same thing I guess.
Enjoy your weekend! I’m doing absolutely nothing but eat and sleep. I’m a cat.
Now, I’m only a pissed off cat in a very strange, disorienting world, just making observations. Simply filling in for a burnt out, on the verge of a nervous breakdown, friend who took care of me when I was at the lowest point of my life.
I had no home - having been dumped in the countryside when I was but a few weeks old. Cold and starving in the dead of a freezing Alberta winter. To make matters worse, the Alberta rednecks considered me something on which to take target practice.
In the freezing winter, Albertans tend to let their vehicles run from December to May in order to remain warm. Condensation drips from the exhaust pipes. To keep from dying, I drank from the tail pipes. Nick saw me and took pity on me, and gave me shelter and hamburgers. And that’s how I ended up here.
So much for the background.
Now, it is rumored that you people consider yourselves the smartest species on the planet. I take exception to that characterization, based on what I have witnessed this past year.
You are in the middle of a pandemic, close to being classified endemic, and you are still dealing with moronic spoiled citizens refusing to do whatever it takes to slow and stop this genocide.
But no - this contingent of people who considers it an infringement of their “constitutional” rights to be told how to save their miserable lives.
Cats would have set aside one state and corralled these dim-wits into this state, leaving them there to frolic maskless and vax-less until “herd-mentality” rendered them deceased. Don’t fuck with the bodies until they’re all stiff and then firebomb it. Problem solved.
How do people get this stubborn and ignorant, you may ask?
This generation’s parents never said no - so it is no surprise that these know-nothing rednecks can’t stand the thought of the government, or anyone, telling them what to do. Should set aside one of the ‘y’all’ states and move them all there. Let them infect and kill each other.
Problem solved and you’ll have a good jump on whatever variant gets thrown at you.
Simple.
Now, I need the weekend off - I need to just lie around and sleep - something we cats are exceptionally good at.
So take care this weekend, stay safe and we’ll see you on Monday when I will be pissed off at something new.
If you’ve got something that you’re pissed at drop me a line at dayinthelife@substack.com and I’ll see what I can do.
Off to eat and and sleep. I’m a cat.