NYCs "Five Families" refuse to lend TFG a cent

"How the fuck would he pay us back? He can't do business in New York."

I was told by a somewhat reliable source that TFG has approached New York’s Five Families for a little financial help.

A not to be named or photographed scary member of the Gambino family confirmed what I had been told by another unnamed and very terrifying source.

The Gambino family member reluctantly agreed to talk with me but not before promising to rip my tail out by its roots should I use a name or photograph of any of the family.

“Yeah, that freaking broke asshole approached us for a little financial help. Now why the hell would we help him?

“His best friend Rudy fucked us up for a few years and caused us nothing but grief before selling his soul to that orange piece of shit. Now where is Rudy? Panhandling on the corner of 42nd Street and Fifth Avenue.

“I don’t think we can even touch Trump’s real estate holdings in NYC - they’ll be used to secure the half billion the government is after.

“So what’s left? His over priced flea bag Mar-a-Lardo? We don’t want it. You know this used to be a decent country but the orange idiot fucked it up. And his loyalists - every single one should be in an asylum somewhere.

“All of them are crazier than a cut cat - please excuse the expression Tom.

“I just told him to fuck off. I suggested that our friends in Kansas might be willing to help him out - but I really doubt it.

“When they finally lock up him and his security detail, it’ll be almost impossible to get to him without paying the security guys to go for a coffee or something.”

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