Talk about child abuse.
Many American parents are now forcing their misbehaving children to view The Former Guy’s mugshot as punishment for bad behavior.
“Little Johnny loves to torture our Persian cat. He’s a budding MAGAt, I tell you. One day I caught him trying to light Fluffy’s tail on fire with the BIC lighter we had given him as a birthday gift. Well, I just grabbed him, kicked the cat out of the way, and showed him the mugshot.
“He immediately started screaming and broke into tears, promising never to hurt Fluffy again.”
An Ohio mother tells me, “I could never get our little Sally to go to bed on time. One night I just showed her the mugshot and off to bed she scooted.
“Sadly, she now has night terrors.”
And yet another pet owner tells me she uses it to correct bad behavior in her Doberman.
“Damn dog used to constantly pee and shit on my living room Persian carpet. Now, if I see he’s about to do his business I just show him the newspaper clipping I have had laminated, and he just whimpers and scoots outside to relieve himself.”
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