Pete Hegseth's mommy vouches for him

"He used to be a bit of a scamp but he's a good boy now."

I had a bit of an old fashioned chin wag with little Petey Hegseth’s loving mother the other day and she assured me that although he had been a bit of a scamp in the past, he was a good boy now.

Penelope Hegseth assured me that as Defense Secretary he would not be starting any wars when he was deep in a drunken stupor.

“He used to be drunken woman abuser, perhaps a bit of a rapist, but don’t worry about him now. That’s all in the past. He won’t be starting any unnecessary wars nowadays. That type of behavior is all in the past.

“I forced him go to the First Church of Trump. I told him that I would cut off his allowance if he didn’t change his ways. It was then that he came to recognize and admit to his past sinning.

“He’s a good boy now.”

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