Pierre Poilievre admits he is functionally illiterate in both official languages
"If elected PM I will ban words with more than two syllables."
Apparently opposition leader Poilievre has comprehension problems.
Canadian opposition ‘leader’ Pierre Polievre has called out Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, saying that his language on the subject of Israeli’s ongoing genocide of Gaza’s population was incomprehensible.
Apparently the PM’s speech involved a lot of polysyllabic words - many of which Poilievre was unfamiliar.
On the campaign trail, Petey is advocating that reading and writing for elementary school students cease once the child reaches the age of ten.
“In doing so it should really cut down on the competition for places in post-secondary institutions and no doubt increase the number of our supporters. Not to mention what a boon it would be to vacant unskilled labour positions and the oilfield employment crisis.
“I discussed this plan with Alberta Premier Danielle Smith who told me that the population of her province is about ninety percent in this position already, as is neighboring province Saskatchewan.
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