Pissed off Canadian cats ready themselves for Musk and Trump

"Just fucking try it!"

“Just fucking try it!”

Well it appears that President Musk is bound and determined to take over Canada and make it the 51st state in the quagmire of American states.

In anticipation of this, Canada is readying itself - all three of the planes of air defense are undergoing repairs, and once we find our navy we will ready it for battle.

But our main defense is our plethora of pissed off feral cats who object strongly to the American habit of shooting cats.

Just let them try it.

Our ferals are quite proficient in ripping the eyes out of enemies before gorging themselves on the bodies of the vanquished.

Have you two-legs ever tried to shoo a feral cat away - it never ends well for the bi-peds.

Once blinded, the Americans will start firing their automatic weapons at each other. Stealthy cats make very little noise, making them all but invisible and invincible.

It’ll be like the War of 1812 - which American textbooks tell us ended in a draw. I have a hard time believing that, as it was covered by American journalists. Canada did not have much of a news media at that time.

Bring it on President Musk! We’re ready.

We have started a fund to purchase Canadian armaments from the US Dept of Defense - just in case the felines fail - which will never happen.

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