I received a mind message from my friend Zorky.
Mind messaging is how we cats communicate thru time and space, so much more efficient than texting. And no typos which can so easily be misconstrued.
Humans are are not evolved enough to mind message.
Anyway, Zorky lives on a planet on the outer edge of the the Milky Way - and he told me that the warmongers of Earth have to stop taking down UFO’s.
“You’ve killed a lot of space tourists with major money to spend on your planet. There’s a big ad campaign throughout the galaxy urging everyone to visit your planet while they still can. The aircraft you guys are blowing to shit are carrying a lot of space tourists, eager to visit your beautiful planet. Or rather - what was once a beautiful planet.
“The ads carry a warning about visiting America though. You guys kill an awful lot of innocent people, including children trying to get an education.
“I keep hearing that Americans kill school children while the kids are in class. I even heard about one case where a youngster had an automatic weapon and killed a couple of young men for no reason at all - except for the color of their skin - at a protest rally of some sort.
“His punishment - nothing - nada. He cried like a baby at his trial. I feel that if a person is old enough to kill someone he should not cry over what he has done. Sounded like ‘bullshit crying’ to me.
“And he actually became a folk hero of sorts in one of your political organizations? I think the name was MAGA. Is this true?
“I sure hope you’re steering clear of these guys. We dispose of people like that - they’re sent to care for our version of swine. They spend 12 of your earth hours up to their knees in swine shit, 7 days a week - earth time. Their families have disowned them and legally had their names changed.
“Anyway - that’s all I wanted to say. I’ll try to make it if I can. We’re in the middle of a galactic election and I’ve been busy. I realize that visiting earth must be done post-haste as you guys and your planet are not expected to be around for much longer. By the way - who or what is Shell Oil? I’ve heard they like reneging on promises. I hope you don’t have anything to do with them.
“Hopefully see you soon. It’s been too long. We can catch up. By the way, Mollie, one of my wives had 6 kittens. I think some of the little kits are mine.”
I was delighted with the news and asked, “Are you going to bring your family? I’d love to see your kittens and it would be nice to meet this wife. Nick fixed it so I will never know the joy of parenthood. Wasn’t crazy about becoming a neuter, but the drugs were great.”
He laughed and replied, “See you soon. Just promise you won’t blow me out of the sky. And hey - it’s about time you visit us on Plyrth.”
I explained, “We’re nowhere near developing a craft that could make it that far without it taking a century or two. Our people don’t even leave the house, a lot of dogs are going without their daily walks. And when we want to visit someone or have a meeting for work, we use something called Zoom.”
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