Been an up and down week.
Trump’s plane tried to kill him but sadly it reached terra firma without at least maiming him. Only damage was to Trump’s Underoos from what I understand. And they can be cleaned.
So, in typical Trump style, as one would expect, instead of having it repaired he took the opportunity to grift. Never misses an opportunity, does he?
Eric, in his sweet simple manner offered to fix it. Daddy’s reply?
“I wouldn’t trust a moron like you anywhere near anything mechanical. Remember when you cut your own hair? You fucking near lost your ear.”
Junior was too coked to comprehend what had happened, and did another line or two washing it down with a bottle of ripple.
So now Trump is out there begging, not unlike a television evangelist, for cash for a new plane. It has to be cash – no one trusts him anymore. This is just like when President W. Bush did the same thing. Oh wait. My mistake. Too much catnip, I don’t know what I’m talking about. Even Bush wouldn’t sink that low.
In the past five years Trump has all but erased the pariah stench off W - leaving George W to now enjoy his time in the sun and laugh at Trump’s antics as he destroys what’s left of a once respectable political party.
You’d never see a cat beg for something like a plane. Food, snacks yes. More often than not if we want something we just take it. We try not to involve other cats or people.
Anyway, he sicced his PAC on the American people and although I haven’t seen any TV ads for the fund, I’m sure they’re coming. And no doubt Hannity will be doing a little fundraising on Fox.
Let’s not forget the obligatory emails, snail mail and people standing on street corners with outstretched palms and of course, the obligatory sale of Trump merchandise and raffles for which there are no prizes, and the passing of the hat at his rallies.
There’s more thought and care going into this than Truth Social.
Seriously folks - is this the way a balanced, level-headed ex-president behaves?
I expect he will be raffling off a couple of hours with his women folk before long. Apparently Jared is okay with Ivanka turning a trick or two for her daddy’s sake as long as he gets to watch.