Premier of Alberta caught fleeing province for "somewhere safer"
Health Care System On Verge Of Collapse - Kenney is reportedly off to India
Breaking news…
CBC Calgary has reported that the Alberta health care system is at the “boiling point”, and on the verge of collapse.
Now I’m just a cat, and my reading skills are ‘cat level’, but didn’t Kenney and his sidekick, Deena Hinshaw give the all clear to Alberta back at the beginning of summer?
Had a big thing on TV and everything. Slobbering all over each other and patting their own backs?
Correct me if I’m wrong, but damn, I watched that and stayed awake for the whole thing. The things that humans get up to usually bore the crap out of me, but I watched that. And read the coverage in the The Globe and Mail that lines my litter box.
And now we hear that we will soon be without a functioning healthcare system? In the fucking middle of a fucking pandemic?
Well I needed answers, and tried to track down the Alberta comedy duo.
Went to Deena’s house, but no answer. Mail pouring out of the box all over the steps. Didn’t look like anybody had been there all summer. I swear I heard someone inside. Neighbor said that you can see lights on inside in the middle of the night. And you can smell BBQ some nights.
Gave up after an hour. Next - Tracking down Kenney.
Not at the legislature. Asked a security guard about the pair. He laughed hysterically for five minutes.
“You ain’t gonna find those two anywhere around here. They don’t spend much spend much time here at all at the best of times. I heard they’ve left the province. And the country. Gone to India - it’s safer and healthier.
“They wanted to go to Ontario, but apparently Ford told them ‘No fucking way’. Can’t be seen anywhere near Ford or O’Toole until well after the federal election apparently.”