President Musk cannot remember how many children he has fathered

He doesn't remember their names either

A long time ago when Musk could still remember his kids and wives.

I was chatting with Elon the other day and asked how his families were.

I asked him how many children he had fathered and if he spent much time with them.

“Well Tom, I try to bring one of them when there’s a photo op. I had one of them with me the other day when I dropped in my toady Donald and gave him his week’s assignments.

“I can’t remember which one I brought, but I’m pretty sure it was one of the males. I remember him pulling out his little wiener and peeing all over pseudo-president Trump’s pant leg.

“To tell you the truth I cannot remember most of their names. I really should learn them, but when you name your kids with mathematical formulas it makes it quite difficult. I seldom see them. There’s just so damned many of them it’s virtually impossible to remember them all let alone visit with them.

“They call me “The Sperm Donor”. I have never heard a single one call me ‘Dad’. I try to get around to seeing them a couple of times a year and give them cash. The visits are very short.

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