President Musk to close postal service
"The Pony Express was good enough for your ancestors- it should work just fine now. We're just going to modernize it a bit."
I was chatting (listening) to President Musk the other day when he posed the question, “Do we really need a postal service anymore?”
He answered his own question, “I think not. We’ve all got computers now - what’s wrong with email? A perfect replacement for the postal service.
“Of course email can’t replace parcel delivery, but we can easily replace it with a return to the Pony Express days.
“I am currently in the process of retrofitting my Teslas and CyberTrucks - and developing crewless airplanes, which will be the only vehicles used.
“The service is yet to be named, after me of course. I’m thinking of a name something like ‘Musk’s Delivery’. My assistant Donald Trump is helping with the nomenclature - but he wants his name in the mix. He’s funny.
“Especially now that lunatics are seriously considering renaming American landmarks after him.
“If that starts happening America will be more of a laughingstock of the world since the first Trump Presidency ”
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