President Musk to rule House with an iron fist

"First order of business will be for the House members to give me all their money."

As soon as I heard that President Musk will be taking the reins of the House, I thought, “It’s a money grab.”

Turns out I was right.

Had a chat with President Musk and asked if he has enough time to handle the USA AND serve as House Speaker.

“Well my little feline friend, I haven’t slept since 1992 - I’ve got the time. The only time I’m in bed is to breed one of my women. I gotta mention that is starting to be a bit of a problem - I’ve run out of names. Alphabetic or numeric - but I’m in touch with Modi who is teaching me Hindi.

“Did you know that it Hindi is the fourth most spoken language in the world - that might work out better than using numbers. A number of my numbered progeny are complaining that no one will talk to them.

“But Hindi names might be the answer - Hindi is derived from Sanskrit and written in the Devanagari script.

“Google tells me it is the fourth most widely spoken language in the world, with more than 250 million people speaking it as their first language.

“Now maybe some of my kids might have some friends to talk with. And they won’t have a NAZI accent like me.”

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