President Musk's squad of teenage accountants have to take a week off for midterm exams
"These kids refuse to miss their mid-terms as they would like to graduate from high school. So I went to Thailand to recruit." - President Elon Musk
Speaking with one of Musk’s teenage accountants it was evident he was outraged.
Trump’s reaction - “Midterm exams! That’s their excuse for shirking their duty to Elon. I told the President that he should hire middle school students instead of these over-achievers who want to graduate high school and move on to college.
“Middle school students, while not real familiar with math, don’t give a shit about doing their jobs - not unlike most of the GQP caucus. They’ll make fine Republicans.
“Remember Matt Gaetz? He never gave a damn about school or doing his actual job.
“And he turned out just fine And if he ever finds another job I’m sure he’ll actually show up for work a few days a month.
“The Republican work ethic.”
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