President Trusk confuses Greenland with Iceland
"We blame Hegseth." - Presidents Trusk
It seems that Presidents Trusk have f’ed up once again.
On their world tour of nations they plan to overtake, they dropped in on Greenland - one of their primary targets.
Trump was quoted as saying, “No one told me what a shithole it was. There’s f-all there. It’s a huge chunk of ice with no people I can intimidate and scare. Turns out I was thinking of Iceland.
“We stopped by Iceland - at least they had an airport where we could land Airfarce One. It’s a beautiful country - ripe for the taking. I think it might be easier than Canada to over take,
“And the women. Beautiful. And the best thing about it - they know very little about us.
“The last American to visit was Jeffrey Epstein and hopefully they have forgotten him. Damn American pimps are ruining it for everyone.
“And they seemed to love Elon’s toy chainsaw. And they speak English.
“I’m just a little leery of how the rest of Europe will react to American making Iceland a brothel.
“That might be a little dicey with the rest of the free world ganging up on us. I’ve been hearing rumors that the US Armed Forces are dealing with massive early retirements.
“But the search for more countries to join the USA continues.
“Who wouldn’t want to join us. We do have a minor issue with mass shootings but that shouldn’t deter anyone.
“All new Americans will be given AK47’s for protection.”
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