Prisoners in Cell Block 'C' looking forward to Gaetz's arrival
"We're gonna pass him around like a joint"
Word out of the prison in which pimp Matt Gaetz will be serving his time is that the inmates are anxiously awaiting Matt’s arrival.
“We’re gonna pass him around like a joint. And that big headed motherfucker had better be planning on bringing some drugs with him. Tell him that if they give him any problems when checking in to ask for Captain Schmidt - there won’t be any problems.
“We’ve even picked out a nice cell and perfect cellmate for him. There’s a 300 pound bi-sexual in here who goes by the name of Margie Taylor and he has been without a cellmate for months now. His last roomie died of an anal hemorrhage. Bled out in the middle of the night. Margie is quite anxious for Matt’s arrival and is wondering if Matt will have the guts to fat shame him.”