Prosecutors sought 18 months - seditionist was hoping for 36
8 months away from nagging mom is not enough
A Florida man, Paul Allard Hodgkins, 38, of Tampa was sentenced to 8 months in prison for his part in the January 6th seditionist uprising on Capitol hill.
Hodgkins was happy with Biden’s election, having voted for him, but claims he had to get away from the woman who gave him life. Sedition was the only way he could see it happening.
“The sound of her voice is like having a knitting needle being pushed slowly thru your ear and into your brain. She may have given me life, but she has made sure every single minute has been hell. Don’t get me wrong, I’m grateful that she gave me a place in her basement after I was released on parole last time, but I can only take so much. I’m human after all.”
When asked about his plans for when his sentence is finished, he replied optimistically, “I’m thinking I might organize a prison riot while I’m in there. And I’m sure some of the other MAGAs will soon be in there with me. It’ll be like a reunion. We should get a few years tacked on for a riot, and mom will likely be dead when I finally get out.”
Hodgkins says he is looking forward to retiring on his inheritance and taking ownership of his mother’s house.