Putin blames Trump for bad reputation
Bursts into tears as he reflects on how much damage Trump has done to his sterling international reputation
From The Guardian
Donald Trump has said that Vladimir Putin is “very savvy” and made a “genius” move by declaring two regions of eastern Ukraine as independent states and moving Russian armed forces to them.
“It was nice to be spoken of the way the useful orange idiot spoke about me - those words like genius, all very nice. The problem is - all those platitudes have given me a bad reputation in the free world. Here in Russia, it’s not a problem - I control the narrative and the media, but the free world hates me. Because most of the world hates Trump. I really don’t need any recognition from that clown.”
Vlad the Bad was tearfully speaking with his minions before going on to remark, “Even if Hitler, Himmler and Goering came back from the dead and praised me in the manner that orange idiot did, it would not have damaged my world image as much as Trump.”
He then spat. Something he now does every time he says Trump’s name.
He is currently seeking an injunction preventing Trump from ever speaking of him again.
“He sure as fuck did not do me any favors.”