Putin decides to repurpose Russian navy
"Moskva? I meant to do that. We're going to convert all our ships. Submarines. They'll all be submarines. "
GOP owner and Russian strongman Vladimir Putin has explained that the warship Moskva was sunk deliberately.
"The Moskva? I meant to do that. We're going to convert all our ships to submarines. They'll all be submarines. Much more efficient. No one will know where they are.”
Asked who would be manning the repurposed ships Putin explained, “Well, we got a lot of ‘volunteers’ from the crowds of war protesters. And a lot of journalists have also volunteered to defend their motherland. We won’t even have to pay them. They’re volunteers. Some were so eager and in such a hurry to join they neglected to say goodbye to their loved ones or their employers.”
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