Sporting a “Make Russia Great Again” cap and stealing a page from Donald Trump and his MAGA playbook, Vlad the Bad has gone full Trump.
Putin spoke to a large crowd composed mostly of prisoners and ‘ordered to be there’ Russians at an outdoor stadium event and spewed bullshit and Trumpisms all over the six front rows. At press time affected attendees were still being treated in a prison psychiatric ward.
One recovering attendee had this to say about the rally…
“I’ve never been through torture like that, and I spent six years as a prisoner of ISIS and three as a Taliban butler.”
The event was simulcast throughout the nation until a drunken technician tripped over a power cord and brought the broadcast to a sudden end. A Krelim spokesman referred to the incident as a ‘technical glitch’.
Donald Trump, when asked for his comments said, “It was great. I told him to do that, you know. He values my advice and my friendship. We’re very close. We speak on the phone a lot and send each other lovely letters. By the way, the Russian post office functions a lot better than ours. Biden should fix that.
“But Putin’s not doing enough barefaced lying. I’ll tell him about that tonight during our nightly call. I’m still teaching him. You don’t see Biden wisely cozying up to heinous dictators like I do. I’m a genius.”
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