While the nation’s TV’s are tuned to the non-stop coverage of the Hamas-Israel war, Vladimir Putin sits in his 12000 square foot Kremlin office and fumes.
“Russia is so close to starting a world war of such magnitude, and the capitalist pigs who run the world’s media are focusing on a pissing contest in the Middle East desert. How screwed up is that?
“Where’s the journalistic integrity? I am well aware of the old news adage - “if it bleeds, it’s leads”, but brave proud Russian warriors and convicts are spilling blood all over Eastern Europe.
“Why am I not getting airtime? I’m sick of Bibi’s face. It’s been going on for years now. I have come up with a sure-fire solution to getting the MSM to return to covering me and my egotistic, senseless slaughter of innocent millions.
“I have decided that my next venture will be the seizing of Greece. It only makes sense.
“Most of my fleet of yachts are of Greek registry and are well-hidden in Greek ports. They are so important to my eventual conquest of the USA.
“America’s SCOTUS loves cash and cruising the Mediterranean on luxury yachts. I own them. The judiciary is, contrary to popular wisdom, not in Trump’s control. Trump is not able to and cannot afford to funnel cash to this ‘judicial body’ anymore.
“I think he has bought all the judges he can afford, He texted me the other day hoping to ‘borrow’ $300 million so he can get back on the Forbes 400 list.
“He can’t afford to pay his lawyers - if I gave him the money, what are the chances he’ll ever pay back even one ruble?
“My only problem with seizing Greece? I just don’t have enough soldiers. I’ve pretty much conscripted all the convicts in Russian prisons to fight in the Ukraine. It’s time to start drafting school children.
“After I seize Greece, I guess I’ll repurpose their armed forces and force their convicts to enlist in the Russian forces.”
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