Putin justifies murder
"I've been occupying my time monitoring news to see if this would be seen as poor aircraft maintenance or perhaps a drunken, meth addicted American pilot." - V Putin
At a hastily called press conference, ‘Vlad the Bad’ Putin explained his choice of execution for mercenary leader Yevgeny Prigozhin.
“He refused to meet with me anywhere other than the main floor of crowded coffee shops. I had no choice but to blow the motherfucker out of the sky. I like it when they fall to their death.
“Occupying my time right now is the monitoring of world news to ascertain if this would be seen as poor aircraft maintenance or perhaps a drunken, meth addicted American pilot. I would hate to see that.
“I want people to know this was my doing.
“You gotta love how I offed him exactly three months after his so-called assassination attempt on my life.
“And I did it on Russian soil. With Russian technology. I’ve got people on the payroll all over the world, I could have gotten him anywhere.
“He refused to dine with me at the Kremlin. I mean seriously, what else could I do? There really was no other way.”
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