Putin, running out of armed forces personnel, 'recruiting' Ukrainian children to serve in Russian military
"Eventually we'll use them to replace the soldiers that have deserted."
They’re young, uneducated and have little to no choice in what happens to them. Their future is very dark indeed.
They’re the 6000 or so Ukrainian children kidnapped, detained and sent to ‘re-education’ camps to be brainwashed into worshipping Putin and loving their new motherland.
“First we give them all a good hosing down and disinfecting,” Putin explained to me as he described the on-boarding process the little tykes will go thru, “They’re usually filthy as we have destroyed Ukraine’s water supply.
“Then they go thru language training to get rid of that horrid Ukrainian accent they picked up from their birth family.
“Then we teach them the history of the world from the Russian perspective. We teach them about the “dark ages” prior to the coming of Vladimir Putin, and teach them the prayer of thanks to God for sending Putin to earth to lead Russia to world dominance. As well, we introduce them to a new chapter of the Holy Bible - The Book of Vladimir.”
I interupted at this point and asked if that wouldn’t be considered sacrilegious.
He motioned for a guard to draw near and said something in Russian to him. At this point the guard pulled his weapon from its holster and pointed it at my head. I had clearly crossed a line. The guard said something to Putin, but the only word I understood was ‘window’.
Putin waved another guard in and ordered him to remove the original guard and I heard the word ‘window’ mentioned again.
I guess I must have looked confused, Putin explained to me.
“My guard here thought it would be a good idea to toss you out a window. - a useless idea of his. I explained to him that cats always land on their feet. So the other guard is taking him and another cat to an open window. If you watch out my window we should be seeing the guard and the cat pass by in a minute or two.”
I obeyed and kept an eye on the window. A few short minutes later I witnessed both the guard and the cat pass by - going down. Rapidly. Gravity is a bitch. I peeked out the window after a second or two, in time to see the cat scramble across the street. The guard wasn’t quite up to it.
Within minutes a crew from the Moscow Sanitation Department arrived and scraped up the barely still alive guard before tossing him in the back of the truck and finishing the job by beating the broken guard with their shovels.
I concluded the interview and headed straight to the airport.
The thought of those kids and the fate of the guard has been haunting my sleep for two weeks now. I’ve started taking a mixture of benzos at bedtime - which for a cat is anytime during the day.
Nighttime is reserved for raising hell in the house, hiding jewelry under the fridge and placing various goodies in the sofa - you know - cat stuff. Me - myself I like to mess with the clocks - changing them so each clock shows a different time - Nick is quite anal and it takes him a half-hour each morning to reset them.
Well, that’s it for this week - taking the weekend off - see you next week.
For those of you who pray or whatever, please offer a prayer and/or thoughts for these poor kids.
Nameste.
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