Putin upset that his war on Ukraine has been pushed off the front page
Putin giving serious thought about entering Middle East conflict
Upset that the world isn’t watching his war with Ukraine anymore, but rather are concentrating on the Middle East, Putin is considering bombing the shit out of Israel and the rest of the Middle East.
“They have stolen my grandeur, but I know how to fix this. I did have plans for the area after I spread across Europe, but this has fucked everything up.
“I will be going after all the Middle East countries including Israel, I want back on the front page. And that damn American election is getting more headlines than me.
“I’m not even on page 3 anymore. If this goes on any longer I’ll no longer be mentioned at all. That was the main reason I attacked Ukraine.
“So watch your newspapers and nightly news, you’ll be seeing me soon - although I am running out of troops - my prisons are getting to be emptier than Trump’s brain.
“I’ll be recruiting felons from other countries, but they’re charging exorbitant fees for each prisoner.
“Looks like I’ll be raiding banks in countries throughout Eastern Asia in order to pay for soldier/prisoners.
“I want back on the front pages and at the top of the news on the networks.
“I’ll teach them to ignore Putin.”
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