Rand Paul claims beating from neighbor has rendered him impotent
"I'm glad, it's a blessing. You can't imagine what it's like to have sex with him." - Kelly Paul, wife of Rand Paul
Remember the beating Rand Paul got from his neighbor for dumping his trash on the neighbor’s property?
Well, that little confrontation has reared its ugly head again.
Apparently old ‘Pubic Head’ has come to the end of the half million dollars he garnered from that well-deserved beating.
Money well-spent. That neighbor deserves a Medal of Freedom, much more so than Rush Limbaugh.
I mean, if you could afford it, wouldn’t you want to beat the crap out of Paul?
Well, Paul is bringing yet another suit against his neighbor for another half-million, claiming the beating has caused him to become impotent.
Paul’s wife, Kelly was overheard commiserating with part-time temporary congressman Marjorie Taylor Greene, "I'm glad his pencil has no lead, it's a blessing. You can't imagine what it's like to have sex with him. I think I understand why you fuck around on your husband.”
Paul made the announcement in an alley behind the Capitol building to both DC reporters who still bother to attend his press briefings.
“I can’t continue my important, insightful reports on Biden’s responsibly for the Ukraine war without more money. To that end, I’ve decided to sue my ex-neighbor for another half mill, which will cover my travel expenses to Moscow and Pyongyang to visit with an old friend.”
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