Regional banning of fluoride resulting in mega-rich dentists

"I'm spending 16 hours a day filling cavities. If this keeps up we'll have a yacht come Christmas. We're invested a shit load of money in a candy factory and give the kids candy sticks for treats."

Not sure if he’’l fit. May have to remain standing. Thank you RFK. Jr

Speaking with a group of dentists the other day I was surprised to discover that they are elated at the new meal requirement dictating a lot of sugar with each meal.

“We’ll be so busy once people with rotting teeth start flooding our offices. I’m planing on buying a yacht by Christmas.”

I asked the dentist if his family will be engaging in the upcoming sugar fest, which Trump has called a boon to the economy.

He repled, “Are you out of your fucking feline mind? Do you know how what a diet of sugar does to your teeth and body. America does not need more very overweight people waddling around. I’m not even sure if a regular elevator could even handle one of this rotting humans. I’m thinking we’re going to have to hoist them up to their designated floor with a crane.

“A lot of us are thinking of main floor offices with heavy duty steel furniture- because let’s face it there is no way our dentist chairs can support all that weight.

‘We have enough problems with Trump as a patient.”

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