Relax and enjoy...
Slipped two Xanax in Nick's Coca-Cola - it worked - no more flowcharts and profanity.
Well, we are continuing our Midsomer Murder marathon, but I convinced Nick to get rid of the flowcharts and just enjoy the show.
I pointed out that his scribbling, flowcharting and high anxiety is ruining the watching experience for both of us.
As well, I slipped a couple of Xanax in his coke. Resulted in a much better viewing experience for both of us.
He finally enjoyed an episode and told me he would be using this technique for more things in his high anxiety life.
There’s very little to panic over.
Kamala is at the helm, our TV now has the news blocked and the benzos have made our home serene. Something we cats like. We’re hyper enough as it is thanks to Nick’s constant worry bordering on a full blown nervy b - he has a tendency to worry that there isn’t anything to panic about.
Deep breaths and deep serene thoughts - that’s the only way to go.
And remember - DON’T PANIC.
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I had the pleasure yesterday of joining my husband on a service call to one of our longtime clients. I sat in the living room with the wife while my husband fixed their tech issues. FauxNews was on the whole time. I needed drugs when we left. Between Commie Comrade Kamala and Exalted Leader t***p, it was all I could do to not say anything offensive. When they “quoted” WaPo I did say “really?” and read the actual article to her. And as they slammed the Harris economic plan, I asked if tffg had released his plan yet. Very softball but I hope I made her think.
I wish I had a cat that would slip me some benzos…