Speculation is running rampant.
Many people are wondering about the origins of the “Biden papers” discovered at the President’s residence.
The Biden papers - the classified documents that were somehow mysteriously found at the residence.
Cats are curious. I’m a cat. Ergo…
I have questions.
What the hell is going on? All of a sudden, out of the blue, these documents are magically being found at a residence in which the Biden’s have not lived for a couple of years?
Who or what compelled someone to do a search? Who did the search?
All of a sudden I am reminded of the Watergate break-in of the DNC headquarters. But instead of taking documents, someone broke in and placed the documents in the domicile?
WTAF? Seriously?
Who tipped the authorities to search for them?
Now, I’m just speculating here, but where were the survivors of the Watergate burglars when this was taking place?
I managed to track down a couple of their grandkids and I must say the nut doesn’t fall far from the tree.
They gave me a case of canned salmon if I didn’t use their names in this piece.
“Well gramps taught me how to pick a lock when I was just a kid. He told me it was a skill that would come in handy one day, as I was already a card carrying member of the GOP. I was even on President Nixon’s “Friends of Nixon” list.
“So when the “High Priest of Dirty Tricks”, Roger Stone approached me with a chance to make some quick cash, I jumped at it. I needed a lookout man and recruited G. Gordon Liddy III, who was more than willing to honor his great-grandfather’s legacy.
“The rest of it was fairly easy. However, to get the documents we had to dig up Ivana’s grave. BTW - it’s an empty coffin filled with classified documents. Apparently Junior and Kimmy had dismembered Ivana’s body and disposed of the parts at various locations. That ghoul Jared kept a few bits and pieces.
“Anyway, there you have it cat. End of story.
“Mr. Trump’s final words of thanks to us ended with - ‘Stand Back and Stand By. I may need you again’.”
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